Monday, November 30, 2009

I Hold These Truths to be Self Evident

1) Bacon makes everything taste better.

2) Pancakes for dinner is completely underrated.

3) The Shawshank Redemption is the best movie ever made...ps, "Get busy living or get busy dying."

4) Pennies, Nickels, and Dimes no longer have a use in our society.

5) Stephen Covey should have quit after the 7th Habit.

6)  Renee Zellweger has now become more annoying than her character Bridgette Jones.

7)  The most unbelievable part of Transformers 2 was not everything electronic turning into robots, or a pyramid hidden machine that will kill our sun, or even the 1 hour fight sequence where everything but the main characters die.  The most unbelievable part of the movie was that Shia Labeouf decides to move across the country, away from Megan Fox, to go to college. 

8)  Pie is way better than cake.

9)  Why is "betting" on a company's or commodity's performance in the stock market legal, but betting on a sports team's performance illegal?

10)  A list is not complete unless it has 10 items.  (Which is why I added this lame 10th item as I've run out of anything more interesting to say.)

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